Let’s now travel to Champagne-Ardennes where poor soul Diva Vivi from Dispatches from France lives. A diva because she sings like one and poor soul because she lives in one of the most boring areas in France. The Aube region, near Troyes is, as far as I’m concerned (and I’m always right) officially one of the most depressing regions in France. As soon as I think about that area, I seriously consider starting a very long and costly psychoanalysis. Although Troyes is a pretty little city to visit, the accent that its inhabitants have makes the whole experience feel like throwing a chain-saw in warm crème-brûlée.
Vivi, as many of you know, is a diva and therefore a star. A blogstar. And as a star, Vivi wishes to remain in cognito on FwAB TV (which is understandable considering the millions of readers who read this site everyday). However, I have just hired a helpful FwAB assistant who makes this whole interview rather entertaining.
See how distracted I get when I see a nice cleavage, see how Rhino gets captured by the beauty of Vivi’s voice. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very special FwAB guest this week, Vivi from Dispatches from France.
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