Desperately Seeking Straight Men

Hi, My name is Frog with a Blog. As most of you know, I am a sensitive boy. Yes, sensitive boy means gay man in FBL (French Blogger language). It’s convenient because it sounds a bit poetic and the adjective sensitive is far more adequate and less scary than gay, since most of French gay bloggers tend to be more sensitive than gay (in its original meaning).

Naturally, as a sensitive boy, I have my share of extremely goodlooking and successful women around me. What can I say, gorgeous women just love me.

Interestingly, a lot of these amazingly hot & smart women happen to be single.

Evidently, since they hang out with me and other sensitive boys, they tend to remain single and miss the mysterious place where straight men are hiding.

Honestly, I think this is pure waste of gorgeous woman.

(Running out of adverbs, I’m now getting to the point)

I am therefore sending an SOS through the blogosky (add choreography here) in order to combat this tragedy. I’m asking you to send me emails with photos and profiles of your favorite single straight male friends to match them with my delicious single female friends to create the perfect equation:

{ (straight man + straight woman) + regular shag} – fear (of dying alone eaten by German shepherds) = happy frog

I’ll organize dinners, parties, whatever to facilitate those meetings. But please, for the sake of god and humanity, someone needs to find them A MAN!!!!!!!

Candidates’ profile: (expected by my female friends)

You are between 30 and 40 years and meet the basic ready-for-love-requirements: you have a job, you’ve been to school, you shower at least once a day, you are not a vegetarian, you do drink alcohol, you are a bit hairy but not too much, you are no Brad Pitt and therefore won’t be tempting other girls, however, you shouldn’t look like Angela Merkel either. You vote for Ségolène Royal. Ok if you vote Sarkozy but only if you own a spacious apartment with party potential balcony, you think that the company of gay men is not going to jeopardize your being a stud (actually this is my own requirement), you like to travel and love to listen to your girlfriend speak for hours and hours. You shouldn’t be intimidated by my perfect figure and perky boobs. Expats accepted only if pouting and moaning are considered sexy in your country.

I’m very serious about this, so contact your favorite single straight male friend NOW and tell them that I have some good stuff for them. They won’t be disappointed. Your people will meet my people and I’ll we’ll all live happily ever after.