Smoking isn’t good for you

Smoking isn’t good for you. That’s the lesson I learnt today.

I was at the office, opened the door to have a smoke on the balcony while making phone calls on my cell at the same time. As only half of my brain actually functions, I can’t usually smoke and do something else at the same time. That requires too much effort. So as I was speaking on the phone, I inadvertantly dropped my cigarette on the ground, bent down to catch it before it fell down on the sidewalk. Unfortunately I dropped my phone while catching my cigarette. Somehow, I felt less worried when I caught my cigarette although the phone was gone. I found it a few seconds later, it had fallen into the office. As I bent down again to catch it, I ripped my pants, between the legs. The fear of showing my underwear to the whole street made me fall down on the floor into my office and I f*** up my knee as I reached the floor.

Now I walk like I had too much sex last night. People don’t even feel sorry for me.

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13 Responses

  1. lol I can actually picture this happening. I do stupid stuff like that all the time.

  2. OMG WTF,pratt falls are supposed to be funny like Chevy Chase but that sounded a bit painful, yet I’m sorry I’m giggling. I’m sorry!!

  3. and no one video taped it? no way to share the moment with us via YouTube? damn!
    how did you make it back home? or are you setting a new fashion of ripped jeans?

  4. Lol – now that is funny.. Maybe there was a hidden message somewhere for you… I personally thought your phone would have gone all the way down to the street! Funny blog – I’m sure to return. 🙂

  5. I like the fact that you were more concerned about catching your cig than your phone – that’s a true smoker’s reflex!! :))

  6. Rhino is right. I’ve fallen down a flight of steps but never spilled my drink, lost or broke my cigarette. Yes, it requires talent!

  7. You’ve just reminded me that I must pop out and buy some fags. I’m going to be smiling in street. 🙂

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  9. frog, i see you have come out of hybernation! mais c’est bien! 😉 stay tuned for more on CBS (the best cure is to burn the laptop) – the things you have be do, honestly! ;P

  10. How awful Micke!

    My thoughts are with you and your family at this most horrible and tragic event! How you cope, I just don’t know. =)

    I ripped my pants one night at work, and when the morning crew came in, I was all about showing them what I did, and letting them see my “sexy” underware!

    Missed oportunity Micke!

  11. I wish I could have seen that. did you had your spiderman undies on

  12. Uhhhhhh this is ummm kind of awkward..ummm hwy would you wanna catch ur ciagrette more than your phone. ?? that is soo stupid.u could jsut light another cigarette.its not really that hard…to me i dont think so.

  13. Thanks you all of people stop smoking,it’s the best for you today that stop smoke when you stop u really have good healthy saving your money
    thankas you so mush
    From me soly living in cambodia

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